i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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