I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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