Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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