Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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