Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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