He is such a slut. More and more my type.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize