We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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