there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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