Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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