i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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