All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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