mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Pappa wants mamma naked
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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