is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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