When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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