Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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