for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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