Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
vagina is talking i cant
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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