its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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