From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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