Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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