it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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