Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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