yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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