new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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