I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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