Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
