I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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