Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
