thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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