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(781): View more from Massachusetts

btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry

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(586): View more from Michigan

he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..

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(314): View more from Missouri

I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?

(505): View more from New Mexico

The responsible thing...show them the break room.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me

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(336): View more from North Carolina

he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.

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(240): View more from Maryland

She's the barista slut.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"

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(303): View more from Colorado

All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.

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