I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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