ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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