shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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