I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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