I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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