a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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