i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
