4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
its not stalking. its research.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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