and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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