whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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