Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Randomize
