so explain again why im purple
no
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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