what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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