we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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