If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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