I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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