I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
