At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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