Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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