i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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