we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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