And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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