She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Im part way to drunk.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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